Me: I had no clue this was a thing. * Waves wand. *

Blaise: * Pops up. * What the hell!

Me: The ship is Rabini Ron and Blaise. Don't ship.

Harry: Nope!

Hermione: * Laughing. * Sink.

Ron: * Shocked. * Um, yeah, no.

Ginny: Sink.

Luna: Same as Ginny.

Neville: Sink.

Fred and George: Sink.

Draco: Sink.

Pansy and Cho: Don't care.

Blaise: I have no clue what's going on, so sink.

Me: Ok, bye! * Waves wand. *

Blaise: * Pops out. *

Me: 13 sinks and 0 skips. This ship flotes as well as the Titanic.

All the muggles and half-bloods: * Laughing. *

All the pureblood: What?

Me: Couldn't find a picture so... Bye! * Spins the ship wheel. *