Me: I don't ship this at all. It makes no sense.

Harry: You don't either.

Me: Watch it. * Points wand at him. *

Harry: Yes ma'am. * Backs up slowly with hands up. *

Draco: * Laughing. *

Me: It's Pamione. Sink.

Pansy: No why! Sink! I like guys and hate mud blood!

Me: * Casts a silence spell on her. *

Draco: Teach me how to do that!

Me: Later.

Hermione: No, just no. I like guys and even if I did like girls I wouldn't date her because she is a bitch.

Me: First clam reacten yet.

Harry: Yeah... Sink.

Ron: Sink! No questions asked just sink.

Me: * Grinning at him. *

Ron: 🙄

Fred and George: Ron and Hermione sitting in a tree k. i. s. s. i. n. g!

Me: First comes love then comes marriage!

Me Fred and George: Then comes a witch in a baby carriage! * Fall down laughing. *

Ron: * Blushing. *

Hermione: Oh, shut up you gits.

Me: Ok, ok, ok. I'm done laughing. * Gets up. *

Ginny: Sink.

Luna and Neville: Sink.

Me: You two say stuff at the same time a lot. 🤨

Luna and Neville: No we don't. * Slowly look at each other. *

Fred and George: * Smirking. *

Draco: Do us a favor and don't start singing again.

Fred and George: Awwwww!

Me: Guys?

Fred and George: Sink!

Cho: Don't care.

Me: So it's 0 ships and 12 sinks. Pamione is a sink!

( A picture of them kissing. )

Hermione: Will you stop showing pictures?!

Me: No.

Pansy: Let's get this over with mud blood.

Me: * Slaps Pansy. * Shut the fuck up bitch!

Hermione: Thanks, Amelia. * Kisses Pansy. * Eww!

Pansy: I'm going to be sick. * Runs to the bathroom. *

Me: Bye bitch! * Spins wheel. *