Me and Harry: * Dueling. *

Me: * Ducks. * For the love of god! Aim! Stupefy!

Harry: * Barly misses the spell. * I am!

Sirius: Your kid isn't that good at this is he?

James: He is!

Harry: Thank you! And I am!

Ginny: If you want to win this thing try and fight. Amelia isn't going to go easy on you because you are her brother so don't go easy on her.

Harry: I don't want to hurt her.

Me: Weak. Locomotor Wibbly!

Harry: * Falls and drops his wand. *

Me: * Points wand at him. *

James: She fights like her mom.

Remus: Not true. Lily used to hit you.

Harry: * Going to reach for his wand. *

Me: I know what you're thinking. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

Harry: What?

Me: What? Do you not know what movie that's from?

Harry: No. Should I?

Me: * Sighs and truns around. * Come on. We are going to watch a movie.

Harry: OK. * About to get up. *

Me: * Points wand over shoulder. * Flipendo!

Harry: * Goes flying into the wall. * Ow! What the hall was that for?!

Me: * Slowly truns around. * I said that line and you expected me not to shoot?

Hermione: You boys really need to watch some muggle movies before you get yourselves killed.

James: My kid fights dirty.

Me: Oh, god, he's making dad jokes. 🙄

Sirius: Not cool Prongs. I make the jokes you make the puns and Remus rolls his eyes at us.

( After the movie. )

Neville: I didn't understand half of it.

Me: That's because you are innocent. Never change.

Neville: I am not that innocent.

Me: Raise your hand here if you think Neville is innocent.

Everyone but Neville: * Raises hand. *

Neville: Oh, come on.

Luna: * Raises Nevilles hand for him. *

Me: That's that you are innocent.

Sharptooth: * Flys in wearing a pink glittery coat. *

Me: Oh, poor thing! Who did this to you?! * Takes the coat off of him. * Hay! This is the coat I made you! Who ruined it?!

Neville: Why was he wearing a coat in the first place?

Me: He gets cold having to fly everywhere.

Ron: He's a dragon! He should be used to flying everywhere!

Sharptooth: * Hiss at Ron gives me the letter and flies over to his dog bed. *

Ron: That explains it. You spoil him!

Me: I do not! * Sets the letter down. * Now if you don't mind I have to go make Sharptooth a new coat. * Leaves the room. *

Ron: How the fuck does she not see it?

Adam: She's an animal lover mate. She gets that little dragon better gifts at random than she gets for me on Christmas.

Bunny: * Sarcasm. * Don't cry.

Harry: Let's just see what ship it is today. * Opens the letter and reads it. * Oh, Amelia isn't going to like this.

Luna: She better not be getting ship with anyone again. She hates that.

Ginny: Yeah. She hexed Bunny for that last one.

Bunny: Fuck off carrot top.

Ginny: You want to go fangs?!

Cdeirc: Oh god. 🤦

Harry: No it's not her.

Me: * Walks back in with the brown coat. *

Ron: That dragon is spoiled rotten I tell you.

Hermonie: You're just mad that Sharptooth is more of chickmagont than you.

Harry: Burn!

Ron: Hay! Oh, come on! You guys too!

James Sirius and Remus: * Laughing. *

Tonks: * Giggleing. *

Lily: * Smiling. *

Snape: Five pointe to Griffendor Miss Granger.

Hermonie: Thank you proffer.

Ron: 😧

Me: So Harry what's the ship?

Harry: It's from one Miss Enid who says she a fan and has a ship for us.

Bunny: Enid!? That explains the cote! Now give me that! * Takes it. *

Bunny: * Smirks. * Amelia x Hermione!!!

Luna: I thought you said it wasn't her this time?

Harry: I lied, so what?

Me: You know that old muggle saying about liars?

Harry: Yeah.

Me: * Makes a fireball. * Run.

Harry: Oh shit! * Runs off. *

Me: * Runs after him. * Get back here Potter! I swear I will kill you!

James: And to think you were scared both of them would end up like me. But nope! Amelia acts like you alright!

Lily: Shut up right now Potter.

James: * Sighs and shuts up. *

Sirius: Should we stop them?

Remus: Yes.

Sirius: How?

Remus: How did we stop Lily from chasing James?

James: You didn't.

Remus: Oh. . . Well, then I have no idea.

Ginny: You two know what to do.

Neville: On it. * Walks off. *

Luna: Amelia!

Me: * Stops for a second. * What?!

Neville: * Walks over and dumps water over me. *

Me: * Spits out some of the water. * Thank you. * Throws a fireball at Harry anyway. *

Harry: * Yelps and jumps out of the way. *

Draco: * Smiles. *

Me: So today's ship Herlia. Yippee. * Havey scarem. *

Hermione: Sink and burn this one.

Me: Yeah. If this ship was a person I would feed it to a wendigo.

Cedric: I doubt you could find one around here.

Me: * Mutters. * Well this is stupid.

Cedric: What?

Me: * Shapeshifts into a wendigo*

Harry: Holy shit! * Falls back from shock. * That's what those things look like?!

Everyone but Bunny: * Slightly scared. *

Bunny: * Used to this shit. * Sis could you turn back? Seeing a ribcage and organs is making me a little hungry.

Me: * Nods and truns back. * Ow!

Harry: * Still shocked. * Are you ok? * Slowly waking towards me. *

Me: God Harry I'm not going to bite. I'm not a real Wendigo. Besides, even if I was getting bitten by a wendigo wouldn'tturn me into one.

Harry: So are you ok?

Me: * Rolls eyes and truns to Remus. * It must really suck being a werewolf you people look at you like that.

Remus: * Nods. *

Harry: I wasn't scared!

Me: And my skin is blue. But yes I am fine. Just haven't practiced turning into something that big in a while. So sick or ship?!

Harry: Sink.

Ron: SINK!

Luna Ginny and Neville: Sink.

Dobby and Armina: Sink ms Amelia.

Martial and Theodore: Sink.

Adam: I'm sinking this one. You both are the smartest witches of your age I have ever met. But you have too many conflicting beliefs to be more than friends. Besides Amelia couldn't fall in love if her life depended on it.

Me: Say that again see what happens. * Glares. *

Adma: I'm not falling for that. * Shuts up. *

Cedric: Same as what Adam said.

Me: * Starts humming take me to church. *

Cedric: * Lightly slaps me upside the head. * * Mutters. * Shut up.

Me: * Snickers. *

Bellatrix and Voldemort: Can we leave?!

Me: You two are as pleasant as the bubonic plague. ☠️🐀

Bunny: That's rude to say about the plague.

Me: * Nods. *

Cho and Pansy: Don't care!

Me: * Truns to Bellatrix and Voldemort. * Take them with you on your way out after this is over.

Voldemort: Do I look like a babysitter to you?!

Me: Not a fun one.

Bellatrix: * Trying to stifle a laugh. *

Sirius: Holy carp it is human.

Bellatrix: 🖕

Bunny: You don't have to take them, I can suck their blood and leave them out back. * Joke. *

Sirius: God I missed this.

James: Same.

Lily: I'm going to sink this one.

Tonks: Same.

Me: So it's a sink! Thank god!

Bunny: I am shipping it to piss everyone else off.

Me: I hate you.

Bunny: Love you too.😘

Fred and George: Same as Bunny.

Me: God I hate you two some days.

Fred and George: No you don't.

Me: 🙄

( Pictuer of Luna and Hermonie )

Hermonie: That's the same pic you used for me and Luna.

Me: What? We don't have any pictures.

Hermonie: True. * Nods. *

Me: So that's it for today! Bye! * Walks out of the room. *

Everyone but me: 😐

Bunny: * Heavey sighs. * Amelia get back here! * Flys out of the room. *

Me from the other room: Catch me bitch! * Truns into a cheetah and runs off. *

Bunny from the other room: Game on motherfucker! * Flays after me. *

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Harry: Offf! 😣

Ron: The bloody hell was that?!

Me from the other room: Sorry professor!

Hermonie: The sound of lost house points.

Bunny: * Dragging me in by my hair. * Stop being a baby!

Me: Let go your blood-sucking caveman!!! I have rights!

Bunny: It's cute you think that. * Let's go. *

Me: I'm going to put silver in your bed when you are sleeping.

Bunny: Save it for the court.

Me: * Huffs. *

Hermonie: * Sighs. *

Me: * Kisses her cheek. * Done! I'm out! * Spins the wheel and walks off. *

Neville: Well today was wired. And that's saying something. Bye, folks!

Bunny: * Screams and scares Neville. Laughing. *

Me: * Throws a cup at Bunny hitting her in the head. *

Bunny: Ow! That was silver you bitch!

Me: Don't scare him!

Bunny: Fuck off! It's either I scare people or eat them.

Me: * Facepalms. * Bye guys. * Havey sigh. *