Me: * Walks in. *

Harry: Wait? You aren't doing anything weird today. Yay!

Me: Would you like me to?😏

Harry: No.

Me: Too late! * Tackles him. *

Harry: Ow! Why did you do that?!

Me: * Siting on him. * I was bored. * Filing niles. *💅🏻 ( Closest thing I could find. )

James: Yes! That's my girl!

Lily: * Giggling. * Ok, get off of your brother. He is turning blue.

Me: * Grones. * Fine. * Gets off. *

Harry: * Stands up. *

Draco: Please tell me it will be one of the grownups who gets tortured today.

Lily: If you call them grown up you have a lot of that to do yourself.

Me: Burn. * Hivefives Lily. *✋

James: Ouch.

Me: So today it's Drapple. I don't see how this is a thing. I think it's just for laughs. No one really ships this do they?

Draco: * Confused. * Sink.

James Sirius Remus and Lily: Sink.

Snape: * Really confused. * Sink?

Harry: Just because I hate Draco I will ship it.

Draco: Can I slap him?

Me: No. That's my job. * Hit Harry upside the head with a book. *

Harry: Ow! That hurt!

Me: That's the point.

Sirius: Been there.

Ron: It's wired so... No. Sink.

Hermione: No.

Ginny: It's funny but other than that no.

Luna and Neville: Sink.

Me: Ever senes you become a couple you two talk at the same time a lot more.

Remus: Hand it over. I told you they would get together.

Snape: * Gives Remus ten pounds. *💰

Everyone: What?

Remus: The teachers love to make bets on students. Dumbledor lost a bet to McGonagall about James and Lily.

Me: Looks like I won a bet too. Pay up. I told you they gambled.

Harry: * Gives me ten pounds. *💰

Me: * Puts money in my pocket. *

Fred and George: Ship! * Burst out laughing. *🤣

Me: Let me introduce you to the James and Sirius of this generation. * Ponits to the twins. *

Remus: It's true. Well, I worked here they put slime in my shoes.

Cho: I don't care.

Cedric: Now I remember why I broke up with you. Sink.

Pansy: No. Me and Draco are getting married.

Draco: No we're not! * Dramatic. *

Pansy: You will come around.

Me: I can shape shift and eat her right now if you want. Yes? No? Maybe?

Draco: Not yet.

Cedric: Sink.

Bellatrix Voldemort: Don't care. 🙄

Me: * Shack's head. * You two are creepy when you say the same thing at the same time.

Neville: They're creepy when they're not doing anything.

Me: True.

Bellatrix Voldemort: 😦

Me: So that's 17 sinks and 3 ships. It sinks.

Draco: Good.

Me: Byeah! * Spins the wheel. *