Adam: You would think the founder of the DADA would be a better shot. * Dooges a spell. *

Harry: * Rolls eyes. * I am a good shot! Expelliarmus!

Remus: I would work on my aim if I was you kid.

Adam: * Ducks. * Are you even trying!

Harry: I'm trying!

Adam: * Fake ywan. * I sware this is to easy. Stupefy!

Harry: * Ducks. * Ha!

Adam: Levicorpus!

Harry: * Dangling by his ankle in mid air. * Aggg!

Me: The fact that you won a dule againt Voldemort for god sakes. Adam is running cirlics around you.

Harry: Not helping!

Cedric: I VR winner!

Hermione: Thank for giveing us our wands back for Christmas.

Bellatrix: * Mutters. * Almost everyone.

Me: No problem. Harry will you stop messing around!

Harry: * Spining around in the air. * You think I'm doing this?!

Adam: * Makeing Harry spinn in the air. *

Me: Come on put him down. It's time for gifts.

Bunny: Yes! * Zooming around the room. *

Me: I would join you but I have to give out the gifts. I'll let the adults go first. Here mom dad. * Hands them a few gifts. *

Lily: Thank you dear. * Opens the gift. * Thank you the flowers are lovely.

James: * Opens his. * A wand?

Me: Wave it.

James: Ok. * Wavs the wand and it explods. * Wow!

Fred and George: Hay ! You took that from us!

Me: And what are you going to do about it? Die my hair green? * Truns to have green hair. * Cause bitch it aint going to work.

Tonks: I like this kid.

Me: And heres son for Sirius. * Hands him his gift. *

Sirius: Thanks kid. * Opens his. * Funny. Real cute. * Holds up a flea collor. *

Everyone: * Burts out laughing. *

James: That was my idea!

Sirius: 🙄

Me: And one for you. * Hands him his gift. *

Remus: Thanks. * Opens it. * A petition?

Me: Yep! Sencs Umbitch made it hard for werewolves to get jobs this petition overruls that law. Almost all the kids and Teachers in Hogwarts and a few peole in Hogsmand singed it.

Remus: Why?

Me: One you were by far the best DADA teacher we have had yet. And Umbrige is scared of werewolves so everyone was happy to sign, if it meant pissing her off.

Remus: Thank you. 😁

Siirus: Damm, and I got a feal collor.

Me: And there a bunch of other gifts for everyone under the tree.

( After everyone unwraps their gifts. )

Me: And now the ship for today.

Draco: * Sighs. * I hate this game.

Me: Oh hush. Todays ship is Draco x Pansy.

Draco. Sink!

Pansy: Ship! Wait what the hell do you mean by sink?!

Draco: I mean sink it like the Titanic.

Pansy: But I'm a pureblood! You're parent's want you to be with a pureblood!

Draco: They want me to do a lot of shit I don't agree with. But this is the one time I am saying no.

Pansy: 🤬

Me Luna Ginny and Neville: Stupefy!

Pansy: * Passes out. *

Snape: * Mutters. * Been there.

Me: Well that wasn't what I had in mind. But it worked. Now, the votes.

Harry and Ron: Ship.

Me: You two really like pissing of Draco don't you?

Harry and Ron: Yep!

Hermione: Well I don't care for Draco at all, I'm sinking this ship. No one should have to deal with her.

Draco: Thank you Granger.

Luna: Sink. It is a bad ship.

Ginny: I'm with Luna on this one.

Neville: Same.

Dobby and Armina: Sink miss Amelia.

Martial and Theodore: Sink.

Adam: Sink. Pansy is a bitch.

Ajax: True.

Cedric: Agreeed.

Fred and Gorge: Ship!

Bunny: Just to annoy drama ferret, I'll ship it.

Lilly: I think this one is a sink.

James: Yeah. That girl is crazy.

Sirius: Sink.

Remus: Sink.

Tonks: Sink.

Snape: Sink.

Enid: Sink.

Ajax: Sink.

Voldemort: Marrying a pureblood would be best Draco.

Bellatrix: Agreed. Your not a bloodtrader are you?

Sirius: * Squirts Bellatrix with a hose. *

Bunny: Pfft.

Bellatrix: * Pissed. *🤬

Sirius: Oh, shit! * Runs off. *

Bellatrix: * Runs after him. *

Tonks: Run Sirius run! * Laughing. *🤣

Me: So that is a lot of sinks and three ships. This ship sinks!

Draco: Thank god.

Me: But sadly you still have to kiss her and see a picture.

Draco: * Crowns. *

Me: Here's the picture.

(Picture of them kissing.)

Draco: Ew.

Pansy: * Wakes up. *

Me: Sorry Draco but you have to kiss her.

Draco: Someone shot me.

Bunny: * Makes finger guns at Draco. * Pew pew motherfucker.

Me: Good job Kitty.

Bunny: 🙄

Draco: * Sighs. * I hate myself. * Kisses Pansy. *

Pansy: * Kisses back. *

Draco: * Pulls away. * Ew! I'm going to puck. * Leaves the room. *

Pansy: * Huffs. *

Me: And that all for today. . .

Sirius and Bellatrix: * Fighting. *

James Remus Lily and Snape: * Trying to stop them. *

Me: Good god give me strangth.

Bunny: See ya bitchs! * Spins the wheel. *