( Sleeping room in the ROR. )

Everyone: * Sleeping peacefully. *

( Loud crash. )

Everyone but Bunny me and James: * Walks up screaming. *

Snape: Lily control your kid!

Neville: If it was Amelia we would have woken up to Taylor Swift, not something falling over.

Lily: Plus she is still asleep.

Me: * Sleeping peacefully. *😴

Sirius: How the hell did she sleep through that?

Lily: She sleeps like her dad.

James: * Snores. *

Luna: Someone could strangle Amelia and she wouldn't wake up.

Bunny: Yeah, she'd be dead.

Adam: * Mutters tiredly. * I tried, it's true.

Ginny: She didn't wake up for two whole minutes.

Ron: So what was the noise?

Hermione: We won't find out in the dark, now will we?

Remus: * Truns on the light. * Tonks what the hell are you doing up?

Tonks: I don't know. I woke up overhear when I heard the crash. I think I walked into something.

Remus: You sleepwalk?

Tonks: I guess. I didn't know I was sleepwalking.

Remus: How did you not know you were sleepwalking?

Tonks: I don't know. Do you know if you sleepwalk?

Remus: I don't sleepwalk.

Tonks: Are you sure? 🤨

Remus: * Faceplams. * I give up. It's 5 in the morning get back to bed and stay there.

Tonks: * Rolls eyes and gets back in her bed. *

Lily: Now I know her and Sirius are related. They're both crazy annoying and clumsy.

Sirius: I'm not clumsy.

Lily: I once saw you walk into a wall.

Sirius: I tripped.

Remus: Over what, air?

Sirius: I'm not going to take this, I'm going back to bed. * Prenteds to be asleep. *

Ron: He is more of a drama queen than Diggery.

Cedric: I heard that!

Ron: No you didn't. * Prenteds to be asleep. *

Me: * Half asleep. * You are all idiots.

( Later that day. )

Everyone but Tonks: * Eating. *

Tonks: * Limps in. * Hi.

Me: What the fuck did you run into last night?

Tonks: The couch.

Me: * Sighs. *

Tonks: Then I fell over the couch and hit my leg on the table.

Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️

James: I just met you and I am already wondering how you stay alive every day.

Tonks: Luck.

Sirius: You must not be that lucky if you crash into everything.

Remus: Says the guy that ran into a wall.

Sirius: I tripped!

Me: * Truns to Harry. * I can't believe this is our family. I love it!

Harry: Same.

Bunny: Thier all crazy. They are fun.

Me: So today's ship is...

Everyone but me: Oh, god.

Me: * Rolls eyes. * Bunny x Cedric. Cednny.

Bunny: What?!

Cedric: * Chockes on air. *

Armina: Is he ok?

Martial: If not he can come stay with us.

Theodore: Yeah!

Adam: Not funny. And yes he is fine.

Me: Sink or ship.

Eden: Sink.

Ajax: Sink!

Harry: Sink.

Ron and Hermione: Sink.

Luna and Neville: * Hold up signs that say 0%10. *

Ginny: Sink.

Martial and Theodore: Don't know these people.

Dobby and Armina: We chose sink, Miss Amelia.

Me: Please stop calling me that, it makes me feel old.

Lily: I don't know them.

Bunny: It's a no.

James: You heard the kid. Sink.

Sirius: Sink.

Remus: Sink.

Snape: Sink.

Tonks: Sink.

Fred and George: * Smirking. * Ship!

Bunny: * Tackles them. *

Fred and George: * Screaming. *

Me: Don't worry, they will be fine.

Pansy: If it pisses off the halfbloods halfbreed sister, ship.

Bunny: I'd call you a pug, but, that is just awful to compare you to such a lovely creature.

Pansy: * Chokeing on soap. *

Me: Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell everyone. If anyone tries to say anything like what Pansy just tried to say will be eating soap.

Remus: How did you...

Me: I like making new spells.

Eden: Haha!!

Cho: SINK!

Cedric: Let me spell it out for you. WE ARE NOT DATING ANYMORE!

Cho: All because I kissed Harry? God.

James: * Truns to Harry. * Really?? Kissing a girl that's already taken?

Harry: She kissed me! I didn't kiss her!

Sirius: And the Potter bloodline continues!

James: * Shoves Sirius. * Zip it.

Cedric: That's not why I broke up with you!

Cho: Then why?!

Me: * Sipping coffee. * * Mutters. * These two smell like Drama.

Bunny: * Wareing a gas mask. *

Cedric: Becoues I'm gay! * Covers mouth with hands. *🏳️‍🌈

Everyone but me: 😦

Me: * Slowly puts down coffee. * No shit.

Cedric: Wait you knew?!

Bunny: You spell rainbow all over.🌈

Me: Half of Ravenclaw knew. We're not stupid.

Cedric: 😳

Harry: Didn't see that coming.

Ron: Somehow I did.

Hermione: That is a first.

Cedric: I'm just going to go. * Trying to walk out. *

Me: Why? Have somewhere to be?

Cedric: No, just that do you guys really want to be friends with me still?

Me: My sister is Pan Poly and Genderfae me and Neville are both Ace almost everyone here is fine with the LGBTQ community * Galres over at Pansy. * And I am pretty sure Adam is Bi.

Eden and Ajax: We are in LGBTQ too!

Me: What the hell you doing here?! This is for Hogwarts students! * Waves wand. *

Eden and Ajax: * Pop out. *

Adam: Um...

Me: Called it! Pay up, Harry!

Harry: Dang it. * Gives me a ten. *

Me: Thank you.

Cedric: Your bi?

Adam: * Slowly nods. *

Cedric: Cool.

Bunny: I ship Cedric and Adam!!!

Me: * Stifles a laugh. *

Cedric and Adam: * Blushing *

Me: Enough with this lovely dovey shit. Sink or ship?

Cedric: Sink.

Adam: Sink.

Me: Ok, so that's two ships and a lot of sinks. To be honest I lost track of how many people live here now.

Bunny: Do I still have to kiss him?

Me: The rules are the rules.

Bunny: Agggg!

Me: Think of this as Karma.

Cedric: What did I ever do to you?

Me: Nothing, you have been a good friend. Now hop to it.

Bunny: Hop? I hate you.

Cedric: Somedays I wish we weren't friends.

Me: You don't want to be my enemy trust me.

Cedric: I will take your word for it.

Bunny: Sorry about this. * Kisses Cedric. *

Cedric: * Pulls away. * Yep, definitely gay.

Bunny: Same. * In whiny voice *

Everyone: * Laughs. *

Me: See ya in the- * Spins the wheel. *

Bunny: Next one!!!!