Fred and George: * Run in laughing. *

Me: * Runs in looking pissed. * I am going to kill you!😡

Small dog: * Runs in after me. *

Nevile: * Walks in. * Luna why are you so mad? And what's with the dog?

Me: I'm not Luna. The redhead brats used a body-swapping spell on us and won't turn us back. And that dog is Luna. She got my powers when we swapped.

Luna: * Truns into a then back into a human. * Ow!

Neville: Are you ok?

Luna: Yeah, that just hurt a bit.

Me: Well you can't just shape shit into something that big on your first time. It can really hurt.

Luna: I didn't want to shapeshift at all. It just happens.

Me: Don't worry we will get swapped back soon.

Neville: Good. I don't want Luna to get hurt by shape-shifting. * Kisses Luna. *

Luna: * Kisses Neville. *

Me: * Huffs and rolls eyes. * 🙄

Everyone: * Walks in. *

Harry: What the hell! Get off my sister! * Puchs Neville away. *

Me: Um... Harry. That's Luna.

Harry: What?

Luna: * Points to me. * And that's Amelia.

Harry: * Confused. *

Me: Ask the redheaded punks.

Fred and and George: Body swap! * Laughing. *

Me: They swapped us and won't turn us back. That was Luna, not me. Do you really think I would ever kiss him?

Neville: And do you really think I would kiss your sister? That would be wrong on so many leaves.

Harry: Um... Sorry.

Me: Surrounded by idiots. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Ginny: * Laughing. *

Me: What the hell got into you?

Ginny: Nothing, just that. Well, it might not have been you, but you still ended up having your first kiss with Nevi...

Me: Finish that sentence and it will be your last. 😡

Ginny: * Shuts up. *

Lily: Let's swap them back now.

Fred and George: We forget the spell. * Nervous chuckles. *

Me and Luna: You what?!

Me: What the hell is wrong with you?! You swapped us not knowing how to undo the spell?! I swear to god when I get my hands on you two!

Lily and Remus: * Holding me back. *

Remus: Yep, this is Lily's kid all right.

Lily: I only attacked James once for God's sake.

Snape: I counted ten times.

Lily: Not helping!

Hermione: I could undo the spell.

Me: * Stops trying to kill. * Oh thank you! Here's your wand. * Gives it to her. *

Hermione: * Mutters the spell. *🪄

Luna: Um... Can you let me go?

Lily and Remus: * Let go of Luna. *

Me: Ow. Dang it Luna what the hell did you shapeshift into?

Luna: An elephant.

Me: Offf. That's why I feel like I just broke every bone in my body.

Theodore: You should go to the hospital wing.

Me: I have been worse. I'll live.

Armina: If you say so Mis Amelia.

Me: You really don't have to call me that.

Draco: So what torture do you have for us today?

Me: No cule. Sharptooth hasn't dropped off the mail with the ship.

Sharptooth: * Flys in wearing a pink dress. *

Me: What happened? * Takes the dress off of him. *

Sharptooth: * Hisses in dargonese. *

Me: Sounds like her. * Takes the letter and gives Sharptoothe a treat. *

Sharptooth: * Flys off. *

Luna: What did he say?

Me: This letter came from Nevermore meaning that it is from my sister back home.

Harry: Everyone but me is more like a sibling to you than I am.

Me: Sorry. * Opens the letter and reads it. * Yes!

Everyone: What?

Me: She has been showing more signs of magic. And she gave us a ship.

Sirius: What is it?

Me: * Reads the letter. * That bitch.

Everyone: What is it?!

Me: She gave me a ship. Yay. * Sarcasm. *

Cedric: What is it?

Me: Ug, I can't believe she is this evil.

Harry: It can't be that bad.

Me: * Glare at him. * Even just saying the name feels wrong so you can tell everyone.

Harry: * Takes the letter. * Uh.

Ginny: Well?!

Harry: Aville. Who is that?

Me: * Facepalming. * Some days I wish I was as stupid as you.🤦🏼‍♀️

Ginny: * Laughing. * 🤣

Me: Zip it!

Harry: Can someone just tell me who this ship is about?

Ginny between laughs: Amelia and Neville.

Everyone but me and Neville: * Laughing. *

Me: I swear to god I will kill whoever ships this abomination from hell.😡

Harry: Sink. You are my sister and you deserve better.

Me: I will happily die single thank you very much.

Ron: Sink. Neville was too shy to ask out Luna and she wouldn't tackle him to the floor when his back was turned.

Me: He took my chocolate.

Sirius: Oh, god. A girl Moony. 🌕

Remus: Shut it.

James: * Giggling. *

Hermione: Sink. You do love each other but platonically, like siblings.

Me: Thank you.

Luna: Sink without a doubt. You too are like siblings. Plus me and Neville are dating.

Me: And about time too!

Luna: * Blushs. *😳

Ginny: Sink. It was clear that you two were just good friends and that Neville liked Luna.

Neville: * Blushs. *😳

Me: You ok, there flower boy?

Neville: Please stop calling me that.

Me: Nope!

Fred and George: * Smirking. * Ship!

Me: * Tackles them. *

James and Lily: * Pulling me off the twins. *

Me: * Huffs. * I was only going to bite. 😬

Draco: Sink. They are more siblings than anything.

Cedric: Sink. I don't really know you guys that well and I don't want to get knocked out.

Me: Smart choice.

Theodore and Martial: Sink.

Dobby and Armina: Sink.

Cho and Pansy: Don't care!

James: No one is dating my baby girl. Ever.

Me: I already made that clear.

Sirius: Sink. Amelia is tough like her mom and doesn't need a guy.

Remus: Sink. From what I saw working here they are more like brother and sister.

Lily: Sink.

Bellatrix Voldemort: We don't care! Can we go?!

Remus: They whine more than you do.

Sirius: Shut up, you git.

Snape: Sink. If McGonagall hasn't made a bet about it with Dumbledor yet it's not going to happen.

Me: Let's face it. McGonagall rules this school, not Dumbeldor.

Everyone: * Nods. *

Me: Well that was 22 sinks and 2 ships. * Glares at Fred and George. *

Fred and and George: * Snickering. *

( Picture of Luna and Neville hanging out. )

Ron: That's Luna in the picture.

Me: Best I could do. Well, that's all for today. * Trys to walk out. *

Fred: Nope. * Pulls me back. *

Me: Shit.

George: You made the rules.

Me: * Growns. *

Neville: Your sister is evil.

Me: I know she is. Let's get this over with so I can go to Nevermore and kick her ass.

Neville: * Sighs. * Sorry about this. * Kisses me. *

Me: * Shoves him away. * Now we are done for the day. I am out of here! * Spins the wheel and walks off. *

Ginny: * Laughing. * I am going to give her so much shit about this!