Ok. I'm genuinely terrified right now. Oh. I also almost got hit by a car today. That sucked. But anyway. Now after reading through these chapters you're all probably wondering what the hell? Why are they even friends? Because. I have some amazing moments. Like literally, I may act all weird and shit but sometimes I can be calm. But not tonight. I filmed a music video. I'm proud of it. 
Drink of the day:
Zalfies OTPlease Me

Ingredients:
Vanilla Vodka
Raspberry Vodka
Vanilla Icing
Chopped Nuts lol someones nuts are gonna get chopped HEYO.
Lemonade
Strawberries
And Finally A Tiny Umbrella.

The icing is applied to the rim of the glass generously and the nuts are stuck to the icing. as long as we're talking about nuts, let make jokes about the icing being cum. Mix well! Jk I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Don't listen to me.

Ok. BAI