I was walking with my friends in the streets of chandani chowk.......

Yarrrr kyuu upset ho rahi hai woh tha hi esaa chodna .... (Aarya said to console me)

Haaa yarr he was just using you....(Shravu said)

Chal jaa be me koi sad nahi huu samjhi ...( i said)

Achaa toh mari hui chuhiya jese muh kyu latkaya hua hai....(Disha said and laughed )

Kutti yaha me udaas hu or tujhe mazzak sujh raha haii sachii....( i said)

Jain chodna yarrr uskoo... esi hi hai woh ( Aarya said calming me down)

Just then i bumped into a man ......

Ooyee dekhke nahi chal saktaa kya???( i shouted)

Im really sorry maam....( he replied)

Bhenchod chashma bhi laga hua hai ... toh bhi ghuss gayaaa....( i said with anger and making fun of him)

Excuse me maam ... me sorry bol chuka huu ... ab aap thoda tameez se boliye....

Ooyeeee sorry ki toh batti bana or ....( i did a gesture which you all have already visualised banchodass doing )

Stop using my spells on me .....( he said with a swag)

Excuse me ye mere friends kehte hai ... aapke spells kesse hue yee ( i said in an angry tone)

Jain woh Bhuvan Bam haii... tu kyu pangaaa le rahi haii khamakhaaa ( Aarya said)

Bhaad me gaya Bhuvan Bam .... he is a person who bumped in me .....wese tu kese jaanti hai isse ??( sorry bbians man se nahi bol rahi sachiii)

Arrey inhe kon nahi jaanta hee is one of the biggest youtubers...... ( Disha said)

Agar ese log bade youtuber me aate hai toh badhiyaa hai YouTube nahi dekhti ( i said this with a look)

Excuse me aap jaante hi kya ho mere baare me ..... sirf me aap se galti se takra gaya or aap mere character bhata rahe hoo???? ( he said with a bit raised voice)

Bhushan bhu..... whatever your name is... just shut the fuck up and stop acting being so innocent got it ..... or haaa aap hote kon ho mujhe bhatane waale ke mujhe kya karna hai kya nahi.....( i said while tying my hair into a bun)

Jain ab tu over react kar rahi haii... Tu fijul uska gussa Bhuvan par nikaal rahi haii... Tera bhi kaha dhyaan tha raste parr... phir bhi woh itni der se sorry bol rahe hai or tu unhe ant shant bole jaa rahi haii.... pata hai woh kon haii.....phir bhi tujhse tameez se baat kar rahe hai ab band kar tera ye Randi Rona samjhii......
humee pata hai jab tu udas hoti hai tab tu kissi par bhi apna gussa nikaal deti hai parr yee jyaada ho raha haiii samjhi....... ( Shravu said while widening her eyes towards me)

I realised my mistake...

Mr. Bam I'm really really very sorry .... Mera actually aaj break up ho gaya hai and im literally not able to digest it...... or mene mera gussa or frustration aap par nikaal diyaa.....( i said while taking my phlics behind my ears)

It's okay miss Jain....

Wese aapko mera sur name kese pata chala...????

Woh aapke friends aapko itni der se Jain Jain karke bula rahe the naa isliye...

Nice observation... I'm impressed...( i said while raising my eyebrows)

Byeee!!! I added

Ummm miss Jain  i have not accepted your appology....

I'm sorry... me bol toh chuki huuu...... or kya karuuu???

Tomorrow 7 pm at CCD ....

Uhmmm mr Bam me nahi aaungi....

Aapko aana padegaaa....

Sorry me nahi aaungii

I'll be there waiting for you at sharp 7 pm....

Aap wait karlena par koi nahi ayegaaa....

Me ek ghanta wait karunga nahi aai toh I'll complete my pending work.....

Tab toh kal aapka pending work hi complete hogaa.... Byeee !!!! ( i went from there )

Miss Jain ... ( he said and i flipped to see him)
Mujhe vishwas hai ki tum kal aaogi...

Galat fehmi hai aapki Mr. Bam ( i said and i went from there)

Oyee Bhuvan kya kar raha hai tuu???( Rohit bhaiya said)

Kya kar raha hu mai...kuch bhi toh nahi... wese to itni der kaha tha???? ( Bhuvan replied)

Me yahi khada thaa... woh ladki tujh par bhadki hui thi toh me piche hi ruk gaya ki kahi tere saath mujhe naa maar de...

Ooyee koi mujhe maarde... Chance hi nahi...( Bhuvan said with a smirk)

Wese woh ladki tujhpar itni bhadki hui thi , tujhe itna anaab shanaab bol rahi thi or tune use coffee par bulaa diyaa.....

Haa yarr... par jab gusse me apne baal baandh rahi thi toh man kiya use rok kar boldu .... ke pls khule rehnedona baal ......tumpar suit karte hai...

Agar tu yeh bolta toh apni chapal se peet ti tujhe woh..

Nahi bilkul nahi....

Chal ab kaam hai bohot....

Haaa chall.....

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Meanwhile me with my friends.....

Shreya tujhe bolte hue pata nahi chalta hai ki kya bol rahi hai kisse bol rahi haii..... (Disha said)

Yarr chodna galti se bol diya mene .... frustration un par nikaal di mene..... or phirr mene sorry bhi toh bolaa....

Kya socha hai phirrr???(Aarya asked)

Kiss baare me??

Kal coffee parr jaaegii....??? ( Aarya asked)

Nahi re... woh hai kon jo me uske saath coffee par jauuu...

Woh the Bhuvan Bam haii.... King of you tube.....woh India ke first youtuber jissne 10 million ka mark cross kiya ....( Shravu said)

Oohhh badhiyaa tab..... wese me in baato kaa kyaa karu.....(i said sarcastically)

Kaan me daal ...... soch thoda ke usne tujhe bulaya hai coffee par ... tuu kaha or woh kahaaaaa.....
( Disha said while moving her right hand downwards while saying about me and raising her left hand upwards. Jitna woh kar sakti hai while saying about Bhuvan)

Bhenchod tu meri BFF hai yaa uskii....

Teri or BFF chance hi nahii Kamini (she said while taking my name)

Tu rukk..... ( i said and she ran and i ran behind her we reached our rented flat )

We 4 have rented a flat and we divide its rent equally between us....

Then we reached our flat... or hum mari hui halat me couch par late gaye....

And my eyes were numb....

Kya hua Shreya tuu ro rahi haii.(Aarya asked)

Nahi ree ( tear fell from my eyes and she wiped my tear )

Tu khud se jhut bol sakti hai hum se nahi samjhii...(Aarya said )

Bhenchod woh esa kese kar sakta haii...( tear start falling from my eyes)

Just leave saala woh tha hi batameez....(Disha said)

Chal apan BB Ki Vines dekhte haii......( Shravu said)

Ab ye kya Bakchodi hai???

Bhuvan Bam ka YouTube channel haii....( Disha said)

Yarrr bohot sahi or comedy videos banata hai ( Aarya added)

Mene nahi dekhna samjh gaii ....( i said)

Tu kya tera hone waala pati bhi dekhega ... Baith yaha chup chap.....(Shravu ordered)

Us raat apun 4 bhaje tak bb ki vines dekha....😂🤣😂( reference bhatao...)

Hum sab ne milke 4 bhaje tak bb ki vines dekha ... mera has has ke pait dukhnaa aagaya...

Or phir woh teeno apne apne room me chali gaii....

Or me apne room me aakar BB ke interviews dekhne lagii,...

Yarr ye banda me kuch baat toh haii.....
Ye jab camera me shoot kar raha hota hai he is completely different personality and on interviews he is totally different..... Kuch bhi kaho cute bohot haii..... I thought

Yarrr Shreya 6 bhaj gaiii 1 ghanta soja phir wapas office jaana haii.....( i saud to myself)

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I slept and i woke up at 8:30 .....

Yarrr bohot late ho gaya haiii...... ( I thought)

I got up jaldi jaldi taiyaar hui... office ke liye nikal hi rahi thi.....

Oyeee sun mujhe bhi chod dena ... ( Aarya said)

Behen me bohot late ho gai huuu ... sorry...

Shreya pls yarrr ese mat karr....( she said with a puppy face)

Mellow drama band kar chal jaldi....

We were on our way....

Shreya kya socha haii???

Kiss baare me???

Bb ke baare mee....

Banda cute toh haii....

Arrey oyee coffee ka puch rahii huu...

Oohhh sorry ....me nahi jaaungi yarrr

Yarrr sachii bhata ...

Nahi yarrr .... ichaa kam hai ....dekhte haii

Dekh tujhe cute bhi laga woh..... toh kyu bhaav kha rahi hai????

Behen roz 2 bande cute lagte hai mujhe iska matlab ye nahi me sabke saath coffee ke liye jaauuu ( i laughed)

Hehehe!!! Bakchodi mat karrr... sidhaa sidha sunnn...

Tere stop aa gaya tu utar...

Arrey par sun toh ( she said while getting down from scooty)

Byee!!!!! ( i said and went)

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Sunoooo iss story ke partt har Wednesday ko update hongee..... Hope aapko achi lagii hooo...❤️❤️

To be continued......