"Here you go, boss!"

"Thanks, Dug."

Do you want to see how this came to be? OK. Let's rewind a bit...

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"Hey! You're good at being a little bitch, aren't you!? Stop dodging!"

"What can I do other than dodge!?"

"You could try defending yourself, first of all!"

"Okay."

I start concentrating. I focus my whole being on this next attack.

"Hey! What are you doing!? Why'd you stop moving!? If you don't focus on the battle, then I have a perfect opportunity to wreck your face! You're not responding? OK then! Here I go!"

Dug jumps at me like a savage beast. I stay still. He starts preparing himself to launch an attack. He swings his sword at me. I quickly dodge and swing my sword back at him. I hit him in his abdomen. He falls to the ground and stops moving. I won. Everyone is just looking, their mouth agape as the strongest person here just got dethroned. I'm the new Boss, bitches!