"Here! You can have a sword!"

"Thanks!"

Dug gave me the sword, but...

"Wait! Isn't that a wooden sword!? Why do you have a proper metal blade!?"

"What are you still whining about!? I gave you a sword, didn't I?"

"Yeah, but..."

Before I even had time to finish what I was saying, Dug made the first move. I managed to dodge it.

"Hey! You could've at least let me finish talking before you attacked me! That was dirty!"

"Hey! What can I say! I wasn't sent here by playing fair!"

He kept attacking me and I kept dodging. He couldn't touch me and I didn't try to touch him.

"Hey! You're good at being a little bitch, aren't you!? Stop dodging!"

"What can I do other than dodge!?"

"You could try defending yourself, first of all!"

"Okay."