So I'm in prison. That didn't take long... Not that I planned to go there in the first place... But here I am! Maybe selling the sword wasn't that great of an idea...

Still, this prison isn't half bad! I've got food, shelter and even a pretty comfy bed! That could have gone worse! I could've... not gotten those things... and...

"ACTUALLY, PLEASE LET ME OUT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT SUCKS, HERE!"

"SHUT UP, NEWBIE!"