I was totally going to write this, almost verbatim, but since Auntie Alexa already did the hard work, I figure I'd just let her rip out your soul and stomp it into dust for me.

Oh, and she's not having fun like she says. This is 100% truth, and if you have aspirations beyond self-publishing on Wattpad, you need this. Even if you publish on Wattpad but you also want to build actual skills, you need this. And then you need this book. I mean my book. Seriously. Don't stop following me or reading my book after you watch this, or subscribe to her YouTube channel or anything like that. Ahem.

https://youtu.be/rYqZjCsAJeg

In all seriousness, one of the best pieces of writing advice I can give you is to seek writing advice. I'm going to continue this book in good faith, providing my own insight in the vain belief I'm accomplishing something valuable, but don't rest on my words because there are a lot of amazingly talented people out there sharing the best of themselves for frickin' free, and you'll never get a finer offer than that.