I was reading the comments and one name asked about was "swimMngPolL". I kid you not, but I don't want to be offensive to the person who posted it; I just need this as an example for this chapter.

You should never name a cat by these worst cat names:

Swimmingpool
Runningwalk
Skippingwalk
Jumpingleap
Leapleap
Runningleap ("Runningleap! Stop leaping or running or whatever the heck you're doing!")
Goatbeard (I just made that up, but it's ridiculous)
Twoleghater (Haters go for taters; oh hey I like potatoes and tater tots! Haters go for waiters? Waiters do not wait on haters! Dunno where I'm going with this...)
Musicear
Fallleaf (that's 3 "l"s in a row!)
Iceice (baby; lol)
Hillclimber (Is that a band name? It should be one)
Mountainclimber (no...no...it's just Tribe Cats. They see, they see.)
Sweetheart (...couldn't name the cat something sweeter than a Twoleg name or candy name)