OH HECK NO. I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE HORRORS IN THAT LUNCHROOM.

D-Do I have to..? Uggh fine.

Okay so, if you eat cafeteria food, you know how disgusting it can be. Like those too raw or too burnt pizza, those mushy green beans, those hard as a rock nuggets, and that brown stuff nobody knows that the heck it is.

How can you deal with it? Well, if you ate cafeteria food since maybe the first grade, like me, then you might be used to it by now. But its still DISGUSTING.

I suggest that you maybe bring something to wash down the horrors that you've just ate. Like me and my friends. We bring peanut butter crackers, or just jelly crackers, or perhaps Taki's (YES), or a bagel, or two bagels (whoever gets the reference deserves a medal XD), or just a little snack that you like munching on!

Like apples with caramel, or pretzels or cinnamon buns!

But if you don't...

At least sometimes, the lunch ladies might actually be in a good mood and serve something edible.

At my school, they sometimes serve nachos with sauce and chicken, sometimes Chicken Alfredo, sometimes spaghetti, sometimes meatball sub, and sometimes Philly cheese steaks.

Now, those are the edible food.

The food that probably comes from the depths of hell, are the pizza, rice and chicken, burrito's (poor students they have to go to the bathroom for at least 3 periods straight), green beans, mashed potatoes and gravy.

Ugh. Just thinking about it makes me have nightmares... *Shudders* Just... No... Please lord have mercy on our souls.

I suggest just asking your parents to serve you a sandwich for your sake.

If you absolutely, positively, HAVE to eat cafeteria food, or your just used to it and don't care what they serve and just eat it anyways...

Bless your gentle soul.