Chapter 2: How to survive Supernatural Universe
SPOILERS INCLUDED!!
On the one hand, it's impossible for anyone not to die on Supernatural. On the other hand, you can be sure that you will be resurrected. And, if you are a bit unlucky, dying and resurrecting will be your everyday life. But don't worry, you'll get used to it eventually. Anyway, if I were you, I would prefer to be dead. It's the only way for someone to be safe and sound.
Advises:
• If one day your parents admit you that they are hunters and you have to join the family business, murder them, make a fake ID, immigrate to Uzbekistan and change your name to Pepito.
• Don't wait for Destiel to become cannon. Cause you're gonna die waiting.
• If two handsome good-looking men show up at your house's door claiming to be FBI, answer their questions as best as you can. Then leave the town and put into practice the Advise no1.
• I know it's pretty difficult, but don't date Sam. That's why I would prefer to be dead, huhh.
• Basically, leave Heaven and Hell fight their battle on their own and don't get involved.
• If your kids start behaving strangely, get out AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
• There must always be some salt and Holy Water around the house. You never know.
• If you suffer from clown phobia, you have come to the right place.
• I can't fucking understand why do people find the demon deal so adorable. Never trust a demon and do something like that. You're gonna regret it but it will be too late.
• And, for heavens shake, never summon a demon. Or an angel. Hold your horses and keep an eye out.
• Never, EVER wear a white nightgown. Yeah I'm serious.
• Don't be a virgin. Well, Dean has promised that "Nobody kills any virgin" but it's not enough. There is only one solution if you want it to end well *tehe*
Fellow Supernatural fans, I hope I helped you change your mind. Just a long and normal life, okay? See you in hell.
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