HOW TO NOT LOSE YOUR DOG.
( chapter eight, instagram direct message )

tomholland2013
hello :)

effyoff
spooder-man!!!!!

tomholland2013
i just wanted to let you know that jon said you could come to set any day you'd like to :)

effyoff
err who's jon??

tomholland2013
our director 😁

effyoff
ohhhhh
well i'm not busy at any time next weekend
how about then?

tomholland2013
perfect!
i mean, great
i'll let jon know

effyoff

oh quick question
how's beau doing?

tomholland2013
great actually!
everyone on set seems to be really attached to him
it'll be sad to see him go :(

effyoff
awe :'(
i mean if it was up to me, you could happily keep him 
but unfortunately beau is like my sister's baby so
she wants him back 😫

tomholland2013
ahhhh, ramona?

effyoff
call her mona :)
she says it makes her feel important
bc it's like the mona lisa
but anyways
my sister loves beau more than i do 🤡🤡

tomholland2013
you don't mean that
otherwise, you wouldn't of created that "missing dog" post, now would you?

effyoff
that's an old photo tom...
i just repost it every time he goes missing 😭

tomholland2013
something tells me this isn't the first time he's gone missing... is it ... ?

effyoff

tomholland2013
effyyyyyyyyyy 😩😩😩😩😩

effyoff
HE'S FUCKIN FAST ALRIGHT
one minute he's there and next
he's not

tomholland2013
eff, does this dog not like you or something

effyoff
he doesn't do it with mona
gets right on my tits
ITS LIKE HE DOES IT SO I'M THE ONE WHO GETS INTO TROUBLE !!!!!!
the lil shit 😠😠😤

tomholland2013
oh my god 😂
you are honestly mental

effyoff
whatever you say tommy boy 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

tomholland2013
i've got to head to set!
i'll talk to you later :)

effyoff
will you?
i don't want to sound like a crazy fan
but i don't want this to be the last time we talk :(

tomholland2013
it won't be, i promise

effyoff
hmm... ok
enjoy filming!!

tomholland2013
take care eff :)

( end of chapter. )