Carrot didn't bother to knock as he entered the Fell Brothers house. "heya edge i'm-" He ducked as a bone flew past him and out the door. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"mm, nah." Carrot replied casually, walking fully into the house before closing the door behind himself. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK." Edge hissed. "i'm here to help you with your issues. do you really wanna keep treating your brother like trash when you can do better than that?" Edge crossed his arms. "AND THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN WHAT EXACTLY?" He narrowed his sockets. "i've got a million reasons with what's wrong with your relationship with your brother. 1. ya beat him, 2. ya starve him, 3. ya treat him worse than a pet, 4. ya leave him wounded in the snow, 5.-" Edge attacked Carrot. Again. Does he never learn? Carrot had quickly turned the tides and Edge was the one pressed against the wall. "ya really need to relax, this is what i'm talking about. this temper clouds your judgment." Edge growled. "WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO DO?"
"tame your temper, of course. i hear deep breaths work wonders." Egde grumbled as Carrot let go.

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Carrot lit a cigarette. That, of course, annoyed Edge. "PUT THAT SHIT OUT, IT'S NOT HEALTHY." Carrot paused. That's what Blue always told him, in nicer words, of course. "i don't have lungs man, it's fine." He stomped a foot. "YOU'RE STINKING UP MY FUCKING HOUSE WITH YOUR FUCKING CANCER STICK YOU-"
"in this situation, instead of being pissed, you should ask for me to put it out." He took a long, pointed drag of his cigarette. Edge growled, trying out 'taking deep breaths'. It wasn't working. "welp, i'll give ya points for trying. maybe a walk is more your speed.." He hummed, putting out his cigarette since he was at the butt anyway. "c'mon bud."
"DON'T. FUCKING. BUD. ME." Carrot just laughed and left. Now would have been the time to slam and lock the door, but instead he followed the damned lookalike. He might as well go along and see if he could 'learn' or whatever. It was the least he could do for Sans... or whatever his AU name was.

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"WHAT IS IT?" Carrot looked back at Edge. "what is what?"
"OH YOU KNOW WHAT!" He rose a curious brow. "actually. i don't. what are you talking about?" Edge sighed heavily. "SANS NICKNAME, IDIOT!" Carrot snorted. "red. everyone calls him red." He replied. "WHY RED?" Carrot shrugged. "most aus go by their aus name. he didn't wanna go by fell though, so we went with his magic color." Carrot shrugged. "AND YOURS?" Well, wasn't Edge curious all of a sudden? "i'm from underswap where all are rolls are switched. i play the 'sans' roll, my bro blue plays the 'papyrus' roll, so on and so forth. since we are both aware, blue, like red used his magic color as a nickname, though most call him blueberry. mine varies so you can really call me whichever. orange, stretch, traffic cone, carrot.." The list goes on, really. Edge's sockets went wide. "WHY THAT MANY?!" Carrot shrugged. Hell if he knew. "the multiverse is a big place." He decided to answer. "and always growing with every reset from undertale." Carrot noted that walking did seem to help Edge's anger quite a bit. Maybe this was progress?