Okay! This one is specially aimed at any Moonwalker who has a boyfriend (or girlfriend. Whichever!)

To those Moonwalkers who are in a relationship, you may be aware of how much of an issue having a non-Moonwalker partner is. Whether it be that they get jealous if you talk about Michael too much; they don't care when you rant about him; or they just get plain angry because of your obsession, any Moonwalker in a relationship will feel this pain.

I'm going to say it from my point of view, first of all. I've been in a relationship with the same guy since 2012. For my young age, that's quite a long time.

When we first started dating, my obsession with Michael was nothing particularly major. But then again, our relationship took a while to really take off, so my boyfriend didn't care much about me being a Moonwalker.

However, as time has passed, it has come to his attention that I'm a Moonwalker, and he's beginning to realise just how much Michael means to me.

He's always complaining about my love for Michael, as well as asking "Who do you love more? Me or Michael?", but that's a whole other chapter that I'll post another time.

My main point is, he doesn't seem to accept the Moonwalker side of me.

Hell, whenever we argue, Michael is always dragged into is as an excuse to be mad at me!

"At least I don't fancy another person and think they're sexy".

I never ever said I find Michael sexy ...

... At least, not to him. I've thought it, though.

"You forget about me for Michael bloody Jackson. It's like you've forgotten who I am".

Excuse me? I can't physically start a relationship with Michael now, can I? You, however, I can – and I have. Be grateful.

"Who do you love more? Me or Michael?"

It's a different kind of love—Oh, who am I kidding?

But Moonwalkers, whenever your partner complains about you being a Moonwalker, just remind them of this:

You have a lot of different sides, and the Moonwalker side is just one of them. There are loads of other sides of you, so they shouldn't pick on just one of them whenever they want an excuse to be mad. They should either love all of you, or none of you.

I'm sorry that this chapter only applies to those who are in a relationship. I just needed to get this whole section off my chest.

Non-Moonwalker boyfriends or girlfriends, just remember that your Moonwalker partner still loves you, but to be fair, Michael is our inspiration, and it's likely that we found Michael before we found you. No hard feelings though, eh?

Just kidding, but seriously, my advice to you is to just accept us Moonwalkers for who we are! Otherwise dump our asses, cos we ain't changing for the world!

Oh yeah, and by the way, boyfriend? I'm mentally dating Michael Jackson, too. You got a spot of competition. 😌

Peace. ✌🏻️