Hello my lovelies! What a pleasure it is to be in your presence once again!

Did ya miss me? No? Okie. Let's move on swiftly to forget that embarrassment I just ... gave myself.

Today's subject is probably one of the most significant ones associated with Michael ... his nose.

I got a few things to say about this, as I'm sure everyone else does. And there's quite a few elements to this controversial topic, too.

First off ... the plastic surgery.

Okay, so ... people say his nose changed due to the "high amounts of plastic surgery" he had in order to make it "perfect". Um, hello? He had two nose surgeries, as I've said countless times in this book. The first was from the constant teasing he got, as well as the fact he broke his nose; and the second was because he had breathing difficulties (which I have also explained countless times in this God damn book).

Someone made an exceptional point in the comment section of my previous chapter (can't remember their username so I can't tag them. 😒) and said something close to:

"He was bullied for his large nose, and bullied for his small one."

And I agree wholeheartedly. How is it fair? It seems that people can never be happy with anything.

So you didn't like Michael when his nose was natural? Okay, fine. Michael was cool with that (not in the bullying he received, of course), and he had surgery to make it thinner.

But oh, no! People still can't be satisfied.

"Michael Jackson's nose is too thin. He should have kept it natural."

What, just to be bullied for its thickness there, too? Hell nah. He ain't made of Play Dough; you can't just fricking edit him every time you change your mind about how he looks. He's a human being – an amazingly sensitive one, at that.

How would you feel if your face got criticised no matter what you did to it? Pretty sure you wouldn't like it, mate.

Some people need to rethink their logic. Did you like his natural nose, or his thinned one? It's silly that you dislike both; you have to like him somehow!

Jeez ... some people are crazy.

I love him no matter the thickness of his nose.

Jackson Five era nose? Adorable.

This Is It era nose? Cute.

Bad era nose? Fabulous.

And even if it wasn't ... it's just a bloody nose, people! It's one little feature on a face. Why get so caught up with it? That's ridiculous! 😂

And another thing ... I'm so tired of hearing the rumour "Michael Jackson's nose fell off", too.

I mean ... what the hell is that about? His nose fell off? Who in the living hell created that? How is it even possible? It isn't possible! 😂

People kill me these days, I swear. For a living, breathing human being, it's almost impossible for their nose to fall off, no matter how thin it is. At least, as far as my knowledge goes.

And whilst we're on a similar topic, I might as well mention "the picture".

Which picture, you ask?

Dis one.

This photo has been highly controversial since it came out in the early 2000s. Why? Because apparently, his nose is falling off in the photo!

Makes sense, right?

Haha no.

Are people actually that stupid? It's clearly not a part of his nose. It's not even a part of him at all. You can tell a mile away that it's a plaster, or a band aid for the Americans here.

Don't believe me, haters? Okay. 😘

The photos were taken a day apart, and look! He doesn't have that awful, flaky part of his nose there on the second day! I wonder why? Perhaps it's because it wasn't an awful, flaky part of his nose.

Yes guys; it's a band aid. Shocker.

And can I be the individual to point out how cute I find the pictures? They actually are. 😭 His innocent little face. ❤️

Anyway, the point is, his nose is as normal as everybody else's.

I've said this before in the main plastic surgery chapter of this book, but Michael once made an excellent point in an interview (the Oprah Winfrey interview in February 1993), that if every person who had plastic surgery in Hollywood went on vacation, there wouldn't be a single person left in town.

So ... why is it only Michael who gets bashed for it? Shamone, guys. Get some common sense. He ain't different to anybody else.

You wouldn't cry at the emojis on your keyboard, would you? And they don't even have a nose! So why complain about a human beings'?

It's literally a small part of a person's face. And said person could be highly sensitive about it. Insecurities come in all shapes and sizes, so why point them out? That's not nice at all.

It's pointless and irrelevant like you. 🙊

(Kidding. I'm a nice person.)

That's all I got to say on the matter. I'm out. Goodbye. 👋🏻

Peace. ✌🏻