Okay, what's the best way to start a day? Climb into a washing machine, sit into it and swag, of course. This is done best before eating. Are you ready? Find a wild washing machine and go.

Step 1- Look for a wild washing machine
Step 2- Throw a pokéball into it as if you're stupid
Step 3- Climb into it
Step – Scream “CAUGHHHT”
Step 3- Sit inside it
Step 4- Tremble like crazy, turn your head around like how a fan turns, and do something to make you look stupid
Step 5- Climb out of the washer
Step 6- Get some wild lipsticks and makeup stuff
Step – Draw a DEATH word on the washer with the lipsticks
Step – Start to make-up yourself inside the washer
Step – Masturbate with the lipsticks inside the washer.

These steps are merely preparations, which prepare your heart and mind for the proper crazytizing of yourself: the main part, squatting in the washer.
Step 999 – Squat in the washer. This is the best part of the whole thing. You get to see both the scene outside the washer and the scene inside the washer with each squat.

But what is the washer for?
It’s not for squatting!
It's for washing stuff!! Of course!!!!!
So now you're here!! You WASH YOURSELF!
So you press the WASH button on the washer now. And I mean now.
You are seeing yourself turning. Turning turning turning. The world is starting to revolve like crazy.
Your mind is not right anymore. You're catching a cold. Water starts to inundate you. Water seeps into your clothes and your sexual organs.
You feel so dizzy. Water starts to seep into your mouth. It feels nice.
You ask yourself why you're feeling nice?
Well, of course it's becuz you went crazy.
You feel so cold.
Your mind goes into a deep halo of revolving nihilism. You can’t distinguish between reality and illusions anymore.
And everything is now not important anymore, the only important thing is

THE WASHER GOD
THE WASHER GOD
THE WASHER GOD
THE WASHER GOD
THE WASHER GOD
YOU'RE SO HAPPY TO DANCE INSIDE THE BODY OF THE WASHER GOD
NOW YOUR HEART AND MIND BELONG TO THE WASHER GOD
YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WORSHIPPING THE WASHER GOD
HELLO THE WASHER GOD
LISTEN TO ME
GOD
GOD
GOD
GOD
GOD

Step 10838383801010029283847645838299101939384749493002010398383849202003 – Write a melody for the preceding lyrics.
And sing it.

If you succeeded, congrats, you went crazy.