Rest assured way to get teh senpaizzzz: 1. Invite ur senpai too ur house with others 2. Watch yaoi with ur senpai(s) 3. Lay near senpai 4. Hack into senpais wattpad 4. Write new chapter of book that is long forgotten 7. Eat all the books to gain knowledge 10. hit senpai in the butt and 9. wait for senpai too fall asleep 10. take all of senpais money this is 99.9969% sucessful