Firestar: Hello warriors of ThunderClan! Today we're going to try a new workout cuz you're all fat lazy kittypets. It'll be 80's themed!

*Poof, all the cats look like they're from the 80's*

Lionblaze: BUSINESS IN DA FRONT PARTEH IN DA BACK

Bramblestar: Legwarmers...

Cinderheart: Does this sweatband make my face look bloated?

Squirrelflight: These neon streaks are the best thing I have ever worn.

Firestar: Okay...AFRO DON'T FAIL ME NOW! Now, bend over and stirrrr the soup...

*all the cats bend over and start waving their arms around*

Cloudtail: (Dressed like a neon rainbow) What's soup?

Firestar: NOW SWEAT THROUGH THOSE MULLETS AND PERMS! JAZZERCISE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

*All the cats jazzercise to 80's music*

Poppyfrost: I SAW THE SIGGNNNN

Jayfeather: TURN DA BEAT ARROOUUNNDD

Dovewing: COME ON EILEEN...

Firestar: SHUTTT UPPP! Walk counterclockwise in a circle, it makes your abs happy...

*cue exercising montage to 1985 by Bowling for Soup*

*Everyone is pouring out sweat*

Firestar: KEEP UP A ROUTINE OF THAT AND YOU'LL BE DANDY

*Everyone collapses*