AT LE GATHERING...

Leaders: BLAH BLAH BLAH PREY AND APPRENTICES AND BORING

Cloudstar: *stands up* EVERYONE BUY POPCORN

Everycat except for SkyClan: What...

SkyClan: *Nods in agreement*

Cloudstar: EVERYONE SING WITH ME!

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!!

*skyclan sings the song*

SkyClan: *foams at the mouth* WE HAVE RABIES Y'ALL

Leaders: WE'RE GONNA DIE! *they kick SkyClan out*

Bluestar: *shuts story book* Now, Mosskit, you know the truth about SkyClan!

Mosskit: *is traumatized*