//much coughing

This is StarClan News ButtCasting System, here with an update!

WE ARE ALIVE!

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Bluestar:

YO WASSUP

STILL GOT DAT

GANGSTA ROLLING

IT'S BEEN MONTHS BUT 

MY FLOW DIDN'T RUST

Cloudtail:

Dahlink, I think there was an earthquake, but we've risen from da rubble. //coughs 

There's so much DUST, dahlink.  WE HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE SPOOF PALACE IN AGES!

Hawkfrost:

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL

I JUST CLOSED MY EYES AND CLAWED

LET ME PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FAAAAAACCCEEE

ALL YOU EVER DID WAS

FALL AT MY FEET

Firestar:

CHRISTMAS

EXPECT CHRISTMAS SONG PARODIES

CHRISTMAS

I PUT UP MY TREE

CHRISTMAS

I'M HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO PINE

CHRISTMAS

I'M BREAKING OUT IN HIVES