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Ways to Get Kicked Out Of WindClan!

I was too lazy to make 50 like the other one, so I made 25...more maybe coming soon.

1. Tell Onestar he needs plastic surgery

2. Chop off Tallstar's tail

3. Use TNT to blow up all the tunnels

4. Make rabbit hats for everyone out of gutted rabbits

5. Give Mudclaw a mud bath

6. Sing Jar of Hearts constantly and off key to Crowfeather

7. Tell everyone that Breezepelt loves Ivypool

8. Call Nightcloud a hag

9. Throw Heathertail in a hole with Lionblaze and tell them to kiss until they do

10. Throw Barkface into a tree

11. Cry whenever Woolytail talks

12. Set fire to the moor, then sing "Set Fire to the Rain" as a parody, "Set Fire to the Moor"

13. Make Mudclaw a poofy pink dress and force him into it

14. Trap Heatherstar in Carbonite

15. Make Chewbacca noises constantly

16. Act out Old Spice commercials

17. Begin every sentence with "Like, ummm..."

18. Make a chair out of bunny fur, sit on it in the middle of camp, and yell "I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING" constantly.

19. Make the apprentices pay to use the dirt-place

20. Skin a fox, make a "War outfit", and go around yelling "I AM SPARTACUS!"

21. Punch Kestrelflight whenever he speaks

22. Yell whenever Onestar is addressing the clan

23. Call WindClan wimps at gatherings and get ShadowClan to join in

24. Steal Onestar's interpretive dance outfit

25. Just kill everyone in WindClan and become the Overlord of the Moor. Duh, it's so easy.

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