Ways to Get Kicked Out Of WindClan!
I was too lazy to make 50 like the other one, so I made 25...more maybe coming soon.
1. Tell Onestar he needs plastic surgery
2. Chop off Tallstar's tail
3. Use TNT to blow up all the tunnels
4. Make rabbit hats for everyone out of gutted rabbits
5. Give Mudclaw a mud bath
6. Sing Jar of Hearts constantly and off key to Crowfeather
7. Tell everyone that Breezepelt loves Ivypool
8. Call Nightcloud a hag
9. Throw Heathertail in a hole with Lionblaze and tell them to kiss until they do
10. Throw Barkface into a tree
11. Cry whenever Woolytail talks
12. Set fire to the moor, then sing "Set Fire to the Rain" as a parody, "Set Fire to the Moor"
13. Make Mudclaw a poofy pink dress and force him into it
14. Trap Heatherstar in Carbonite
15. Make Chewbacca noises constantly
16. Act out Old Spice commercials
17. Begin every sentence with "Like, ummm..."
18. Make a chair out of bunny fur, sit on it in the middle of camp, and yell "I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING" constantly.
19. Make the apprentices pay to use the dirt-place
20. Skin a fox, make a "War outfit", and go around yelling "I AM SPARTACUS!"
21. Punch Kestrelflight whenever he speaks
22. Yell whenever Onestar is addressing the clan
23. Call WindClan wimps at gatherings and get ShadowClan to join in
24. Steal Onestar's interpretive dance outfit
25. Just kill everyone in WindClan and become the Overlord of the Moor. Duh, it's so easy.
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