25 WAYS PEOPLE YES EXPECT THIS NOW

1. Start a war over The Dress.

2. Say "Who wants a furrrr-end??" and hug every cat.

3. Dress up in a Chuck-E-Cheese suit. 'Nuff said.

4. Act like Brick Tamlin.

5. Stroke cats creepishly.

6. Start digging through random piles of stuff. Announce that you have found ChinaClan.

7. Pop up behind Tigerstar and whisper in his ear: "I wonder what it's like to be YOOOOoooOOOUUUuuuuUU..."

8. Get on TV and scream "BUTTER!"

9. Sit in a hollow log and make race car noises. Threaten to run cats over.

10. Give Hawkfrost whipped cream facial hair.

11. Stuff a mouse. Argue publicly with Mapleshade over who gets custody.

12. In the middle of a meeting, rap on your head and say "Hey...Shut up in there! Shut up!"

13. Tie prey to your ankles and run through the forest, screaming "They're after meeee!"

14. Lay on the ground. Create 'ground angels'.

15. Stare at Mapleshade. When she notices, gag and throw apples at her.

16. Sit down by a tree and rock back and forth. Begin singing a 'nature song' to it.

17. Go up to any cat and say "I know what you did last night."

18. Wear a green morph suit and pretend to be a plant. Bonus points: Use contortion to make yourself look more realistic.

19. Pretend to be a rug. Cry when cats step on you.

20. Fight your imaginary friend.

21. Duct tape yourself to a den ceiling.

22. Say "Welcome to Narnia!" Whenever a cat walks past. Use your creepiest whisper.

23. Build a snow man and bury yourself inside. Jump out whenever a cat passes by, screaming: "I AM THE POTATO SANTA!"

24. Take a newspaper and cut eye holes. Tape it to your face and say in a demon voice: "I AM ZANGDEARTH OF THE DIMENSION ZEEP!"

25. Open your eyes as wide as you can and smile like an idiot. Walk up to random cats and whisper [while keeping your teeth clenched]: "I need help. Do YOOOoooUUUuuUUU need help?"