AGAIN ONLY 25 WAYS CUZ I'M LAZY

1. Go around yelling about how bananas are thoughts, not food.

2. Tell Blackstar that he had a terrible childhood, then cry and tell him Crazystar is burning down his burrito

3. Crack terrible Yo Mama jokes around Rowanclaw

4. Put Blackstar in a Get-Along shirt with Tigerstar

5. Sing Let it Go at the top of your lungs

6. Dress Blackstar and Rowanclaw up like Ana and Elsa while they're sleeping

7. Have a 'Wacky Wednesday' and shave Blackstar. Subsequently, you must drown Tawnypelt in taco sauce.

8. Have a party and serve lizards dressed up like Blackstar.

9. Endlessly poke Littlecloud.

10. Be a brat. Believe me, it annoys everyone.

11. Read band fanfiction out loud. 

12. Go on catnip.

13. Endlessly ship Blackstar with other cats.

14. Rant about cleavers.

15. Go around shouting "EM FAAAARRRRCCCCEEEE" (I'm Fierce)

16. Write with bad grammar everywhere (ex. wit garmer liek dis u gon shot 4 de stairs)

17. Be Beyonce. Blackstar will be angered by your horrid portrayal, he loves her and thinks she's queen.

18. Turn every Warrior into a fairy princess.

19. Obsessively boost Tigerheart's self-confidence by saying "You are the mighty Warrior Princess Xenoana, you are fierce and powerful! Get 'em gurl !!"

20. Sock puppets. 'Nuff said.

21. Play J-Pop.

22. Use voice-sleep therapy on Rowanstar. Just take a CD that has a repetitive message (ex. YOU ARE THE BUTTER QUEEN) and play it while he sleeps. It'll get drilled into his mind! Keep doing this until he IS the butter queen.

23. Creepishly pat other cats. Endlessly.

24. Pretend to be a snake. Bonus points if you make a scaly body suit.

25. Murder everyone and become a tyrant! All hail Lord Butterstein!