One of my greater old spoofs.

Cinderheart: "Call me cute and I'm gonna strangle you to death."

Squirrelflight: "Use the blinger or send it to the ringer!"

Firestar: "The old and wise compromise!"

Blackstar: "You're old turd, little man!"

Brambleclaw: "Ask my dad. CUZ HE'S EVIL!"

Hawkfrost: "Blood it or bag it."

Tigerstar: "Murdering is my wife."

Lionblaze: "Chase fuzzy bunnies for eternal happiness."

Bumblestripe: "Cool dudes watch food network and HGTV!"

Bluestar: "Shut up 'cuz I don't wanna hear what fox dung you have to say."

Dustpelt: "BUHBUHBUHBAHBUHHMC DONALD'S"

Jayfeather: "Blind is the new sight."

Hollyleaf: "Ice cream=anytime cry fuel."

Sandstorm: "Organic mice are easy on the tummy."

Sorreltail: "Overprotective Mother is an understatement. I have a chainsaw to protect my kits!"

Poppyfrost: "True happiness is beating a tree with a hammer."

Comment any other ideas. They have to be for cats from the books, though :) thanks!