"Divinepaw, I-" Muscleheart confessed, taking a small pause. He seemed to be mustering courage. "I love you. You're only, like, five days old, but it's not pedo at all, trust me. You're getting treated like a grown cat, so like, it's fine right?" Divinepaw's eyes shined like jewels, jewels that would eventually come to rest in the crown of ThunderClan. Muscleheart just stared at her, face pushed back against his neck, so a triple chin was created. He looked super creepy. But Divinepaw smiled, stood up on her hind legs, and kissed him. Because cats can kiss. With their lips. Yes. Totally true.

Muscleheart smiled back his creepy, fanged smile. "Totally not pedo." gushed Divinepaw. Little did they know, a dark, shadowy cat crouched behind them in the bushes. He had super long teeth that curled around his chin, a muscular build, claws longer than his legs, and dramatic anime bangs that covered one of his amber eyes but its bright glow was still visible through the fur. "I'm coming for you." He whispered, in deep, bad guy voice. The dark cat stood up, poofed into smoke, and was gone. Neither of the CloudClan cats noticed.

Strongstar bolted up to the two creepy lovers. "Okay. Wow. Divinepaw, we just held a clan council. You're becoming a warrior! Hurry back to camp, and we can have your ceremony." Muscleheart smiled at his little love, and then kissed her. "Go, my love. At five days old, the youngest and best warrior ever." He said, a romantic tinge in his voice. "I am soooo creeped out..." Strongstar muttered.

The stars shone bright over camp, seemingly cheering on Divinepaw. She stepped up to the high rock, glittery fur glowing in the lunar light. "Divinepaw, you are our hero." Began Strongstar. "You show the qualities of an incredible warrior. So, by the power vested in me, I am improvising this because I didn't feel like looking up the ceremony on the Warriors Wiki, you are to be named Divinesoul, because of how divine your soul is." The clan cheered loudly, chanting the beautiful she-cat's new name.

Lamekit and Stupidkit glowered below, feeling like turds on their sister's family tree. Meanwhile, Strongstar pondered Divinesoul. "No, your name does not suit you. Your name is actually...Divinesoulheart!" CloudClan cheered even louder. Herbspirit looked on, smiling, next to his mate made out of herbs. Since he couldn't have the real deal, why not make one? He couldn't help but realize this young she-cat's glory. Wait...she's the divine cat!