A SUE STORY

This will be a very cliche, spoofy 'fic that makes fun of badfics. Yay!

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Divinekit was born on a perfectly clear day. The sun was shining, and at the same time, the moon was out and the stars danced around in the afternoon sky. CloudClan considered it a miracle, and knew that Divinekit would be a very special cat, a savior, and most definitely not her siblings, Stupidkit and Lamekit.

Divinekit was three days old. The clan's medicine cat, Herbspirit, received a prophecy. Stars surrounded him and spoke. "The kit that is divine will save you all from a forest of darkness." They whispered. "Hmm." Herbspirit said. "I wonder what that could mean."

"CloudClan! Battle positions!" Strongstar, their leader, called his clan from their slumber. Divinekit snuck out of the nursery to help. The rival clan, BadClan, rushed into camp. They trampled down the barriers, and started ripping at the CloudClan warriors' throats. Hope seemed to be lost. Poisonstar, leader of BadClan, had Strongstar pinned down. Divinekit leaped onto the huge, mean tom and clawed at him. Blood gushed out of his neck as he fell limp, dead. Left without a leader, BadClan retreated.

"Divinekit! Divinekit!" The clan yowled. The three-day-old reveled in their praise. "Young kit," Strongstar said. "You have proved yourself, so you are becoming an apprentice!"

To be continued...