Firestar: Welcome, Thunderclan, to our Thanksgiving feast!

Lionblaze: JUST GIVE US THE TURKEY AND SKIP THE MUSHY STUFF!

Firestar: SHUT UP! We are thankful to StarClan for giving us our prey and shel-

Thunderclan: WE WANT FOOD!!!!!

Firestar: ALL RIGHT ALREADY!!!! Jayfeather, carve that Turkey!

Jayfeather: *plops a whole dead turkey on a rock and pulls out a knife. He starts to cut it up when...*

Lionblaze: O-O FIRESTAR! WHY WOULD YOU TRUST A BLIND CAT WITH A KNIFE? D:

Jayfeather: I'm okay...

Firestar: BRAMBLECLAW! CUT UP OUR TURKEY!

*Brambleclaw cuts it up*

Firestar: DIG IN!

*Thunderclan floods the rock and starts chomping on the turkey. Everyone eventually stops and looks up...*

All Clans: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2013 FROM OUR FAMILIES AND FIRESTAR4EVER TO YOURS!