{this is part two of my mythbusters spoof from my spoof book}

Squirrelflight: Today we are at Leafstar's Sky High Pie Place to test the long time myth: Is everything that comes out of SkyClan bad?

Leafstar: I CAN ALREADY TELL YOU THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Squirrelflight: *slaps her* SHUT UP CHEESE BALL AND LET ME DO THIS! Oh, and this is my assistant, Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE

Squirrelflight: Okay, let's eat one of these pies. *eats pie* WHAT THE DARK FOREST?!? *foams at the mouth*

Leafstar: *does a psycho laugh* I INFECTED THOSE WITH MY RABIES!

Jayfeather: OH STARCLAN OH STARCLAN OH STARCLAN OH STARCLAN

Leafstar: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW I HAD RABIES!

Reedwhisker: *happens to be there* OH ****

Squirrelflight: HOLY HOTCAKES!

*TO BE CONTINUED!*