Cloudtail: Hi my name is Cloudtail! My daughter Whitewing is gonna rock the ThunderClan's Prettiest Uglies pageant!

Whitewing: I LIKE GLITTER AND SPARKLES AND WINNING

*at the pageant*

Whitewing: *is dressed in a super poofy gown that she can't move in. The fur on her head is painted brown.* ITS TIME FOR BEAUTY! *she goes on stage and awkwardly moves around*

Cloudtail: WORK IT SMOOCHIE *goes way overboard and starts doing a horrific dance*

Firestar: CROWNING TIME

Birchfall: Why is this so rushed???

Firestar: IN 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th place is Whitewing! You were terrible! She recieves...A WONDERFUL PRIZE OF...NOTHING!

Cloudtail: YOU FUDGE TURD! GAHHHHHH *jumps on Firestar and bites him*

The End?