All: WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN FIRE??????

Onestar: SHUT UP I'M FINALLY GETTING A SPOOF!!!!

Reedwhisker: **** you.

Onestar: FINE THEN. I'LL JUST HAVE TO SING...

MY TAIL HURTS

BECAUSE FIRE WON'T UPDATE

THE CHEESE PONIES ARE MOLDING

WITH GREEN FUZZ

*Does creepy interpretive dance*

Blackstar: Stop.

Onestar: MY SOUL

HAS MOLDED TOO

GREEN FUZZ

COVERS MY DESIRE FOR A SIGNATURE SPOOF!

*Puts on interpretive dance outfit and bends in ways no cat should*

Blackstar: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP YOU'RE SCARING MRS. SCHLOFFELGRASSENBURG!!!!!!!

Onestar: SHUT UP you stupid grass loving hippie cow cheese pony ding dong deedot with a pea brained worm in your moldy rotting skull...

Blackstar: Whatever you idiotic Windclan cat. Anyway, Fire PROMISES that she'll update, right?

Me: *muffled scream* FINE! I'LL TRY TO!!!!!!!! GEEZ MAYBE I NEED TO SPOOF ABOUT YOU LESS BLACKSTAR...

Anyway, let me tell you that i will try to update more, i promise!!!!!