(This takes place in the original stories, before Tigerclaw's treachery was discovered)

Bluestar: HEAR YE HEAR YE THUNDERCLAN IDIOTS, IT'S DERP DAY!

Fireheart: What?

Graystripe: ITS THE DAY WHERE WE CAN ALL DERP OUT AND NO ONE CARES!

Dustpelt: Banana pancake muffin man potatoe rapper

Cloudtail: *puts on le derp face* •3•

Brightpaw: OOHHHH NOODLES

Swiftpaw: THAT CHEESE THO

Sandstorm: NO MOMMY NOT MY CUPCAKE COMPUTER

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Continue Derp Day in the comments! You can use original cats, but I would prefer that you used cats from the time period i said in the beginning. Have fun and derp out. Popcorn pizza you lizard pancakes.