Firestar: Why are we celebrating when Warriors is from England?

Cloudtail: FIRE-FIRE-STUPID!!! LOOK!!! I GOT SOME FIREWORKS!!!

Firestar: What are Fireworks?

Cloudtail: explosives named after you, Fire-Fire-Works!

Firestar: NOOOOO!!!!

Birchfall: Cloudtail, Ready for the CANDY DONUT PARADE????

*all three of them walk outside and see everycat lined up for a parade*

Blackstar: *is in a fancy dress and is wearing makeup next to a pile of grass* me and Mrs. Schloffelgrassenberg will be the pretty princesses of the donut candy parade!!!!

Mistystar: Me and my widdle son, Reedwhisker, are so happy to be in the parade!

Squirrelflight: OH NO!!! THE LAKE MONSTER GOT INTO THE PARADE!!!!!

Reedwhisker: ****.

Onestar: I don't have a spoof about me yet...

Cloudtail: NO! BLACKSTAR! ROWANCLAW IS THE PRETTY PRINCESS! SHE IS A GIRL AFTER ALL!

Rowanclaw: Wait...

Cloudtail: SERIOUS. IDENTITY. ISSUES.

Dovewing: WHERE ARE MY BLUE, YELLOW, AND GREEN CONTACTS?

Firestar: wait...but isn't green your natural color? Or was it blue? Or yellow? Oh no...

Cloudtail: FIREWORKS TIME!!!!

*he sets off fireworks, and cookies fly everywhere!*

EVERYONE BUT FIRESTAR: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: what brand was that? 

Cloudtail: Dark Forest Phantom.

Everyone but Cloudtail: OH. NO.