As the title states, this was my first spoof ever. Bear with the oldness and horridness of it o-o

Firestar: Uhhhh...am I in the Dark Forest?

Tigerstar: LET'S CUDDLE!

Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Firestar: Great. Another nightmare.

Scourge: YO. Want some gravy?

Mudclaw: IS IT POISONED FLAVOR??!?!!

Firestar: Uhhhhhhhhhh...

Scourge: $19.99 a can! IT HAS BENEFICIAL VITAMINS!

Firestar: I'm gonna wake up now... (pinches himself and jolts awake)

Darkstripe: Where's Tigerstar? We need to discuss OUR SECRET PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE CLANS!

Firestar: What secret plan?

Tigerstar: Uhhhh, didn't Jayfeather tell you? We are going to take over Starclan, and the Clans. 

Firestar: o_o

Tigerstar: Wake up NOW! (Slaps Firestar in the face)