We open on ThunderClan in a camo print tank. They are driving through a mysterious place...

Firestar: WE'RE GONNA HUNT THEM BEARS

Cloudtail: WOOOOOOOO

Dustpelt: MY GOLDEN LIZARD IS BROKEN!

Bramblestar: EVERYONE SHUT UP! It's bear season, and bears are abundant in twoleg territory.

The story so far: THUNDERCLAN HAS BEEN DRIVING A TANK THROUGH A CITY AND UNKNOWINGLY SHOOTING THE CANNON IN IT

Firestar: Why is this place so...burn-y?

Squirrelfight: *shrugs* ask the pistachio.

*ad lib screaming*

Brightheart: I SEE A BEAR!

*a twoleg in a fur coat runs by*

Cloudtail: GET YOUR CLAWS, BOYS.

*they all jump on the twoleg*

Twoleg: WHY ARE THESE RABID CATS ON ME? ANIMAL CONTROL!

Ferncloud: *drags the fur coat off of the twoleg* SEE I'M NOT USELESS

Blackstar: *is there and punches Ferncloud* YOU ARE LYING!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued...