*Everyone is congregated in StarClan and is dancin to Wiggle*

Lionheart: WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE

*The song is interrupted by Cloudtail*

Cloudtail: This song goes out to Bramblestar because it describes his life.

*Single ladies plays, and every cat is dancing because the song is epic*

Bramblestar: UP IN THE CLU-UB JUS BROKE UH-UP DOIN MY OWN LIL THANG

Firestar: *seriously dancing. Like creepishly* YEAH GET DOWN Y'ALL

Bluestar: *switches the song* YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD...

Scourge: We crashin this parteh.

*the dark forest enters, all thug like.*

Music: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN...

Mapleshade: *Rapping*

I TEMPT YOUNG CATS

I MESS WITH THEM

NOW WE GONNA

MESS WIT CHOO!

Lionheart: That's a lame excuse for a rap.

Mapleshade: SHADDUP

To be continued...maybe...never...