Leafpool: HeLLo mY pREtTiEs. i aM LeAFpoOl, bUT noW I hAVe a CLeaVer aNd aM CLEAVEPOOL!

I am here to correct...correct all...CORRECT! CORRECT! CORRRRRRRReCt!

All petty, cliche, bad fanfics...say goodnight...CLEAVEPOOL'S HoMe!!!!

*wields cleaver*

MUAHAHA!!!

Cloudtail: Save the cookies!! *runs*

Cleavepool: ClEavE aTtaCk!! gO! gOoDNiGHt cLoUdTAiL, YOu wERe sO CliChE...

Bumblestripe: Ready the duck cannons! *puts on bee suit* Imma sting you!!!!!!! *waddles over to Cleavepool and sits on her*

Cleavepool: I've been stung! *writhes* SUBMISSSIIIOOnnN