Purdy: What's this cat-mint-paste-nip that all the young'ns are stealing from Jayfeather?

Lionblaze: *Eats catnip* Oh, hi cheese pony! You want to introduce me to your friend, pie pony?

Birchfall: IIITTTT'SSSSS RAININ CATNIPPPPPP

Reedwhisker: OOOOOHHHH HAI BANANA DOLPHIN

Jayfeather: *Is in a bush eating ham and corn*

Squirrelflight: *Sees a bear* Hey look! A giant....DOG!!!!!

Hawkfrost: DUCK TANK!!!!!!!

Firestar: (from StarClan) YOU JUST HAADDDD TO KILL ME TIGERSTAR! LOOK WHAT I LEFT BEHIND!

Tigerstar: RRRRAAAAIIINNNNBBBBOOOOWWWWSSSS