Mah name is Lionheart and I sell wedding dresses here at Catfield's. Today we're working with BrideZilla in the making, Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: Me and my stick have been together 5ever, that's more than 4ever

Lionheart: ...Well then. Jay and his stick are getting married on February 30, 1667.

Jayfeather: My stick picked out the date!

Lionheart: That explains a lot. Anyway, try on this lacey dress.

*Jayfeather comes out in the dress*

Jayfeather: No.

Lionheart: Then try on this one.

*Jayfeather comes out in another one, pretend its your dream wedding dress*

Jayfeather: EWWWW NO THIS IS EVEN UGLIER THAN THE LAST ONE

Lionheart: Last one, if you don't like it I'm kicking you out.

*Jayfeather is wearing a super super ugly dress that looks like its from the 80s*

Jayfeather: I'M SAYING YES TO THIS DRESS

5 months later Jayfeather found out that there was no February 30, and 1667 had already happened.