It's me, the ultimate Ladies' man, Brambleclaw! Let's begin your journey with some pickup lines!

Hey babe, is it hot in here or is Firestar just dying?

Will you be the blood and guts to my skin and bone so we can be one delicious mouse?

Brambles go perfectly with your fluffy squirrel tail, girl.

Okay! Those are only a few to catch a girl's eye. Now we test a real girl on her reaction to one of these pickup lines.

Brambleclaw: Brambles go perfectly with your fluffy squirrel tail, girl.

Squirrelflight: WHAT THE--BRAMBLECLAW WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU DELUSIONAL MOUSE-BRAIN?!?!

As you can see, these pickup lines work great! Now onto how you should dress.

As inspired by Bluestar's Show on Cartoon Network where she acts like a boy, *Brackenfur comes on stage and whispers to Brambleclaw* WELL, apparently that show has nothing to do with Bluestar and just involves a blue cat and is called the Amazing World of Gumball.
Well, they have inspired us to go to a really great store: TJ Trash!!!
*Brambleclaw walks to a dump*
Ah, here's a nice shirt! It's brown with yellow splats! Beautiful! Here's one with green velvet! Squirrelflight will love this! 

Now we will test this outfit on a real live girl!
Squirrelflight: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRAMBLECLAW
*brambleclaw comes in wearing a moldy pair of pants and a shirt covered in...you figure it out...*

Brambleclaw: how do I look?
Squirrelflight: like a hobo.

Lionblaze: I REALLY DON'T THINK THIS WAS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION.
Dustpelt: yes it is. We get to see Brambleclaw embarrass himself!!
*more later*