These insane cats need to be educated...so I, Whitestorm, opened a bookstore.

*Firestar walks in*

What's this book, "The Last Hope..."

*Cue River Song...* Spoilers, sweetie!

Whitestorm: *burns the book* Okay...time for the tour!

We have Hairy Potter, Purrcy Jackson, Wings of Fur, Warriors, and much much more.

Bluestar: What's that "Warriors" series about? *Picks up A Dangerous Path*

Whitestorm: NO.

*Blackstar and Cloudtail come in dressed in stupid disguises*

Blackstar: STOP WE ARE THE GALACTIC POLICE AND WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS BOOKSTORE AND WHITESTORM IS STUPID

Cloudtail: WITH DARK FOREST FIREWORKS

Blackstar: You missed your cue!

Cloudtail: *Blows up the bookstore*

The End >:D