You see that building?

*camera swoops to building*

That's StarClan Publishing.

THEY SAID MY POPCORN AND SHARK THEMED AUTOBIOGRAPHY WAS DUMB AND THEY REFUSED TO PUBLISH IT.

My grandma was mad so she then burned down my house with a pirana torch and stole my easy bake oven.

Then my rabbit-in-law got super mad about the oven and whacked Dovewing with a frying pan. Now I don't have a gold necklace anymore. I need help.

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SO I'M BLOWING UP STARCLAN PUBLISHING

*BOOM*

*Bluestar is standing in the demolished building*

Bluestar: BIRCHFALL YOU FUDGE TURD