HI! I'm here to sing about Berrynose.

You know Cloudtail and Pinestar and Ashfur and Hawkfrost,

You know  Thornclaw and Dovewing and Firestar and Leafpool,

But do you recall,

The dumbest cat who ever lived?

BERRY THE RED NOSED DUMB CAT

HAD A VERY PUNY BRAIN

AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT

YOU WOULD SAY IT'S ROTTING DOWN

ALL OF THE OTHER DUMB CATS

USED TO DERP AND POKE HIS BRAINS

THEY NEVER LET DUMB BERRY

ANNOY FIRESTAR WITH THE REST

THEN ONE FOGGY LEAF BARE DAY

FIRESTAR CAME TO SAY

"BERRY WITH YOUR BRAIN SO SMALL

WON'T YOU GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF?"

THEN ALL THE DUMB CATS LOVED HIM

AS THEY SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE

"BERRY THE RED NOSED DUMB CAT,

WE HOPE YOU DON'T REST IN PEACE!"

fin.

Firestar: Get it?!? Because in the song Berrynose jumps off a cliff AND DIES?!? It's so funny! If only it were true....