***in a sign up line somewhere***

Bruce W: But I'm BATMAN!

Steve: Yeah, but first rule says you have to be Marvel. No can do, soldier.

Bruce W: But-

Tony: I'd suggest you get going before the real Bruce gets a little upset.

Bruce B: *glares at Bruce W*

Bruce W: Right, right, sorry. *leaves quickly*

Steve: Next!

Peter: *steps up to the sign up desk*

Steve: *looking through registration book* And who are you?

Peter: Uh- Peter Parker. 'Spiderman'.

Tony: Spiderman? That's it?

Peter: Says the guy named after an insert in his chest.

Tony: Well played...

Peter: Anyways, can I get in?

Steve: Uhm...

Peter: I'm Marvel.

Tony: And he's about the only guy around here with a sense of humor.

Thor: I suggest we discuss this... privately...

Peter: Give me ONE good reason I shouldn't be allowed in The Avengers! *slams fist on table* *accidentally shoots webs over at Bruce B*

Steve: Well... uh...

Tony: Bruce isn't a huge fan of spiders.

Hulk: *destroys Peter*