This is something 'Cookei' wrote. Who is Cookei? Well, it is the six/seven year old version of me. And this is the story she wrote.

Warning: This story is much better than any of the other stories I have written to date, including all original spelling and chapter titles. If you can not handle this awesomeness, I suggest you leave the vicinity.

The Big Chapter-Book

by: Angela

This book is dedicated to: Angela

(fear my self-absorbed-ness)

A Boys drem

1: a shef

There was a boy, that had a drem. he wanted to be a shef. His name was Tad. He new anyone thot being a shef was boring...but HIM! He wanted to make cookise and eggs.

2: in colig

Tad is now grajowating from colig. He is very ecsided! He wants his new job to be a shef!

3: It IS!

It is! his job is a shef! Not only that! Tad has a wif named Poulei! And he has a cat named Suger-Lump and Suger-Lump has a kittin named Fuzz-ball! Emaly is Tad's kid!

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Emaly's birthday

1: The plan

It was Emaly's birthday! Emaly could not wait! "Momy can I go buy invitation?" Emaly said "Yes. But, take your dad with you." Poulei said Poulei pland evrething whil they were gone. She was done when they came back.

2: yay!

Tad made the food, whill Poulei got presints, ans tremers. The cats shugr-Lump and Fuzz-ball picek Flowers and tied string into bows. Tad got noise-makers, and boloons. Poulei got paty-hats. "Yay! Yay! Yay!" Emaly shoted!

3: Happy Birthday

"Happy Birthday!" evreone shoted. Emaly was rely happy! "Wow!" she said. They opend presins and ate cack and cookeise and had a great time!

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A Pet

1: "snow!"

It was snowing! Emaly was so excited! "Snow!" she said. She asked her mom if she could go out her mom said "yes." Emaly put on her warm close and went out. She made a snowman, when she came in she was caring a cold snow bunny.

2: My pet

"It will be my pet." Emaly said. She got a big contaner and put the bunny in it. From then on she took good care of it.

3: A name

She named it snow. SHE LOVED IT TO DETH!!! bunny!

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a vocashon

1: what?

Tad's Famly waned to take a vocashon. But they could not decied what to do. "Lets go to splash-village!" Emaly said. "How a bout Magana iland." Poulei said. "Sleep Palic!" Tad said. They thote a loge time. Then the same iade poped in thier heads. 

2: Yeah

"My parents!" Tad said, "Case they live on Magana ilind,you can sleep, and it's close to the water." "Yeah!" the girls said. They paked their stuf, and off they went!

3: swim

"We made it!" They said. "Ho wants to go swimg!" "ME!" Emaly said. "I want to relax." said Poulei. "Me to." Tad saud. "ok." Emaly said. On the way, inside she saw grandma and grapa redface. "swim!" She said. "Ok" they said.

The Ehd