You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Minecraft.

You: HAI

Stranger: haiiiiiii frieeeeeeend

You: Yes! Somebody who has nothing against going insane!

You: ^^

Stranger: oooooh yeah babbby gurrrrrl

You: Ah, shameless Bajan plug, is it?

Stranger: im surprised you got that, its a habit of mine, if someone does it for awhile i end up doing it whether i like it or not

You: I watch Team Crafted vids daily :p

Stranger: i now loooooove you!

You: YAI!!!

Stranger: tea crafted = best buds

Stranger: eam

Stranger: team

Stranger: i know words

You: Yes. Yes you do.

Stranger: i know only the bes t

You: I WANNA BE TEH VERY BEST

Stranger: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

You: TO CATCH THEM IS MAH REAL TEST

Stranger: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAAAAAUSE

You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND

Stranger: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

You: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND

Stranger: THE POWER THATS INSIDE

You: POKEMON!

Stranger: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL

You: Heck no, you think I'm playing the game until I catch over six hundred monsters?!

Stranger: oooh hell naw

You: Thats what I THOUGHT.

You: Wait a minute...

You: I thought.

You: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Stranger: NOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA DIE YET

You: IM TOO BOOTIFUL TO DIE

Stranger: SOOOO BOOOOOOOOOTIFUL

You: You don't even know what I look like. :P

You: I'm actually quite ugly, thank you.

Stranger: i doubt that you are probably booooootiful

You: Like a diamond in the sky?

Stranger: yes, shine bright like a diamond

You: WOOT WOOT

Stranger: -random dance moves- WOOOOOOOOOO

You: A la to copa a la rena I don't speak SPanish!

Stranger: who needs spanish :P

You: When we have Dora.

Stranger: exactly!

Stranger: d-d-d-dora dora the exploooorer

You: Swiper, please swipe that crap, we'er all tired of this show.

Stranger: yes please and thank you, you never leave so just take it already and run

Stranger: it wasn't importan anyways

Stranger: words

You: Ya. It was only five million dollars and all of Team Crafted's skype numbers.

Stranger: oh if he gets team crafted skype numbers hes going to be a dead swiper thank you

Stranger: xD

You: lolz :P

Stranger: five million dollars is prety nice too

Stranger: pretty

Stranger: woooooords

You: WURDZ

You: can I ask a random question?

Stranger: yuz

You: DO you know what Wattpad ish?

Stranger: YES!

You: U have an account?!

Stranger: yush!

You: what si it? I'm CookiehMunster

You: *so happy to make a new online friend*

Stranger: deadcrystal3

Stranger: new friends!

You: just a second here....

Stranger: ?

You: Check your profile :3

Stranger: i am on me profile

You: Read ur message board... (you might wanna reload the pag :P)

You: Page. Wurdz. Yush.

Stranger: i did :P

Stranger: words are good things

You: YAI!

Stranger: if spelt right

You: And yush, they are.

Stranger: frieeeeeendship!

You: Is magic?

Stranger: magical

Stranger: ~~~~~

You: Right, sorreh

Stranger: magiv

Stranger: words

You: OH OH OH ITS MAGIK, YOU KNOOOOOOOOW

You: NEVAH BERIEV ITS NOT SEW

Stranger: MAGIK

Stranger: OOOOOOO

You: magikarp is teh best pokemon evah.

Stranger: *blub blub* magikarp

You: Heck yeah.

Stranger: *blub blub blub*

You: Dog goes woof

Stranger: cat goes meow

You: Bird goes tweet

Stranger: fox goes.................... ladshoikncdzxkfa\ase owas

Stranger: :P

You: Exactly.

Stranger: :D

You: '>--'

You: (Tank you for followin meh on Wattpad, btw)

Stranger: you're quite welcome and thank you for the follow as well

You: Hey, you're an awesome pershun. I look forward to many obscure conversations with you.

Stranger: i look forward to them as well

Stranger: new friend

You: Fwends :3

You: FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: yayyyyyy

You: THis...

You: Is...

Stranger: SPARTA! (or friendship) xD

You: No, it's Cookie Land. Geez, get it right.

Stranger: -throws hands up- cookie land, got it

You: Gud. Now remember dat.

Stranger: it shall be remembered

Stranger: hopefully

You: hopefully...

Stranger: i will!

You: otay :3

You: Who's your fav. TC member?

Stranger: ooooo tough question there

You: It's SEW tough.

Stranger: very very tough

Stranger: whos yours?

You: Hm... Sky, obviously, because he's so darn funny, but I watch Bajan's Hunger Deans videos often.... then again, Jerome does everything Bajan does, only funnier....

You: I'm gonna have to go with Jerome, in all honesty.

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: sky is hilarious, bajan and jerome are awesome (mitch is adorably cute)

You: Oh, so you're a fangirl, is you?

Stranger: yush

You: Same here XD

Stranger: i watched the whole 10 hr live stream yesterday night/today (morning)

You: I didn't... I can never figuer out when livestreams are on because I don't have Twitter :P

Stranger: they post videos on youtube too

Stranger: letting us know

You: ...they do????

You: Welp, I'm a reatrd :P

You: RETARD

You: WURDZ

Stranger: yuppppp

You: I gtg now :(

Stranger: awwwww :(

You: I WILL TALK TO YOU ON WATTPAD DOUGH

Stranger: okay!

You: DO NOT BE SAD MY LITTLE CACTUS

You: I WILL GET YOU A JAR FULL OF AIR AND THROW IT TO THE MOON

Stranger: present! yay!

You: ur welcome :3

Stranger: :D

You: Now, if you will excuse me, I mnust return to my home planet.

You: *epic rocketship noises*

You have disconnected.